Monday, May 07, 2007

Blogging crisis and a Funny

I have been in a blogging crisis. I don't want my blog just to be about my day to day activities because that would be just plain BORING! I blog to express my opinions, and for the moment, I'm all out of opinions! How can that be?

Anyway, I found this Funny about The Rules.

The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are OUR rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong
hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant THE OTHER ONE .

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .....

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as rugby , cars, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - and Please Pass this to as many women as you can -

6 comments:

Sarah said...

ROFL. Too funny Rhonda, thanks!

CONNIE'S THOUGHTS FROM THE HEART said...

That was soooo funny. It also has a real ring of truth about it. lol
Thanks, connie from Texas

Michelle said...

LOL!
The same uncle that emailed me the "tick warning" also sent me this one a while ago but it is priceless! LOVE IT!

And I'll have to look at our calander to see when we might be heading to the LA area . . . if we don't have anything planned I'm half tempted to make a date just to say HI!

Julie's Jewels said...

Oh me!!! How funny!!! These are all so true!! I'm laughing cause I have a husband and a 21 yr. old son so when they relate to both of them I just have to laugh!! LOLROFLOL!!!

Terri said...

How funny! Thanks for posting!

Amy ~ said...

New here....

This was very funny and OH so true! LOL! LOL!